July 29, 2014 / 11:30PM 262,287 notes

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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July 29, 2014 / 11:30PM 10,127 notes

"if they were gay it would ruin their character!1!!one!"

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daftlypunk:

BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY

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July 29, 2014 / 11:29PM 1,938 notes


#robebros

#robebros

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July 29, 2014 / 11:25PM 100,285 notes

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July 29, 2014 / 11:04PM 29,661 notes

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

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July 29, 2014 / 10:49PM 191,816 notes

gnarly:

damn hoe

gnarly:

damn hoe

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July 29, 2014 / 10:48PM 92,115 notes

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July 29, 2014 / 10:47PM 259 notes

endless list of favorite clips 
just another girl - the killers

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July 29, 2014 / 10:47PM 30,768 notes

jleeblazin:

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

😭😭😭

jleeblazin:

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

😭😭😭

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