Hot fucking mess.

May 27

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via jellyfilledcondoms)

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May 26

…and from the porch (Taken with instagram)

…and from the porch (Taken with instagram)

The view from the water (Taken with instagram)

The view from the water (Taken with instagram)

(Source: disomy-x, via mmlesley)

May 25

scornandritz:

you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these

meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident 

(via issybird)

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gastrogirl:

deep dark hot fudge pudding cake.

gastrogirl:

deep dark hot fudge pudding cake.

(via katie-beth-m)

gastrogirl:

salted caramel brownies.

gastrogirl:

salted caramel brownies.

gastrogirl:

horseradish and chive twice baked potatoes.

gastrogirl:

horseradish and chive twice baked potatoes.